they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
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they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
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If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
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why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
I think you can in some counties but not very many
get with the times, guys, a lot of the time you need to call the police you also need to hide and be quiet
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Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
people who can go to Disney World/Disneyland pretty much any time they want
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i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it”
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do you ever remember that harry is only 18 years old and he’s been accused of sleeping with 410 women and breaking up 3 marriages and he can’t even get a tattoo without being surrounded by thousands of girls and he has no privacy and never actually gets to just be an 18 year old kid
For a minute I thought you were talking about Harry Potter and I was really confused
I was trying to remember when this happened in the books.
(Source: punkasslouis, via thegreatphenomenonoflife)
i’d be a lot more willing to get up in the morning if i did a magical girl transformation to get dressed
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Students from the RM Foundation’s inclusive school mimicking Cristiano Ronaldo’s FK stance | April 16, 2013
(Source: megustaelfutbol, via f0rever-dreamer)
I think we all need a reminder today that the human race isn’t all bad.
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I swear like 85% of all popular text posts are made by the same 5 people.
Actually I’ve never had a popular text post but it’s good to know you enjoy my blog
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