(Source: funny-gif-1, via psych-facts)

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

(Source: raddestbabe, via bl-ossomed)

wings-for-castiel:

totallysonic:

iranawaywiththedoctor:

Things I shout while playing any video game ever:

  • YOU FUCKING HOE
  • YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU
  • I FUCKING (SCREAMS)
  • FUCKING BALLS
  • OH WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING FUCK 
  • YOU CAN SUCK MY SWEATY FUCKING BALLS
  • I HATE THIS GAME
  • FUCK
  • FUCKING 
  • FUCK ME
  • FUCK YOU
  • FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
  • WHY AM I FUCKING PLAYING THIS GAME
  • I’m so fucKING DONE 
  • WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
  • [PTERODACTYL SCREECH]

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have you ever taken your dog to a jumping competition

(via lutrogale)

minuty:

I actually can’t cope with this

(Source: lepipehd)

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minuty:

I actually can’t cope with this

(Source: lepipehd)

(Source: cophines, via thefuuuucomics)

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xrayandvavin:

flowercrownimpala:

i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like

well this is fucking stupid

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(via thefuuuucomics)

 

jake—from—statefarm:

This is a seal with hiccups.  

You’re welcome.

(via mouthfullofteal)

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jake—from—statefarm:

This is a seal with hiccups.  

You’re welcome.

(via mouthfullofteal)

senpai-fetish:

musclesenpai:

dansnotonphil:

blonderamen:

221bismydivision:

if you kill a guy who has a boner does his penis continue to be erect or what

Yes. It does actually. And when they go to the morgue to be prepared for burial, the person cleaning them up and such breaks it so it lays flat.

“So what do you do for a living?
“I put makeup on dead people and snap boners.”

"Die Hard"

Die hard

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