i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like
well this is fucking stupid
if you kill a guy who has a boner does his penis continue to be erect or what
Yes. It does actually. And when they go to the morgue to be prepared for burial, the person cleaning them up and such breaks it so it lays flat.
“So what do you do for a living?
“I put makeup on dead people and snap boners.”
books are just dead tattoed trees
That’s metal as fuck
when i find myself in times of trouble, remus lupin comes to me speaking words of wisdom